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Last weekend due to our reasonable behaviour over the school year Miss Fife decided to invite two of her pupils to spend a cultural weekend at the Wickerman Festival. One of the girl pupils 'T' and...

Hi Romasz, I don't think luck will come into it, all you can do is pray that she is in a good mood. The latest thing is that because the Head Girl is taking a wee break from duties the Fife Heidie...

I will certainly wish you luck Romasz. The Fife Heidie is not renowned for her tolerance of not reading instructions. You might have to take the belt on one hand, could be sair. BB73

Well Romasz bringing a wee pressie to She Who Must be Obeyed can be fraught with disaster. When I was doing my adventure thing and cruising about I came across a nice wee hairbrush and I immediately...

Well Romasz, round about now we used to look forward to a wee holiday, joy in the knowledge that our bums and hands would be safe from Fifie's belts and canes. The next couple of months used to allow...

Try sitting on the hard seat of a Virgin X country train all the way from Birmingham to Edinburgh with a well striped rear end, I felt every bump and crossover.

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Something is rotten in the State of Fife. I received an e-mail from the High Heid Yin telling me that the staff of Miss Fife's tawsing academy of excellence were going oot for a small...

OH oh Romasz, we have been rumbled, Madamme la Boss has surfaced. That could mean pain. Now she wants me to wander about the countryside looking for twigs for the flower arranging class. My only...

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Received an e-mail from the Hiedie. I think she was out last night having a good time, something about having to take an aspirin for a sore head. this does not auger well for any...

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I have to agree with you, Madamme la Boss and her judicials are best left up to her and the unfortunate that is on the bench. There is absolutely nothing we can do to help him now. I do...

Hi Romasz

You are right about the umpire, never thought of that. He would be in a lot of danger if he cried out 'foul stroke', the next stroke would probably land accross his backside.
All I can...

Well Romasz

She is definitely building up a head of steam for this belting contest. It's mentioned on here and on another forum. I wonder if I might be lucky enough to be on holiday when she...

Hi Romasz
I aready broached the subject of what belt she would start out with and she has agreed (probably reluctantly) that the competion will start out with light taps from her primary school...

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Yes, I have been keeping my arse down below the parapet, I know it is safe when I do that and there is no point in disturbing the residents in Fife unless you have to. I have to admit...

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I attended the new school today and would you believe it, the heating had broken down. It was like being in Siberia without a jersey. The Heidie is going to have a word wie the Jannie to...

Hi Romasz

You could always try and persuade Barbie to wallop your behind with her little primary school tawse. It makes a lot of noise, stings a bit, reddens the bum up a bit but certainly does...

Awe Romaz

I have a feeling you are in a bit of soapy bubble. Try to make the new toy you are bringing her something that will not devastate our bare backsides too much. Have you ever thought of...

Be careful what you give her Romaz you know how enthusistic she is with new toys. I brought her a new hair brush during my hols due to her old one disintegrating while being used to redden my bare...

God help the new boy. He is going to have to learn like the rest of us how to try and dodge the issue, or should it be in this case whacks. There are nae teachers about so I am off to study form for...

Lucky you Romaz, but you know what the Fife Heidie is like, she will just sit and wait her turn. She has a memory like a diary, she can remember something you did or couldn't spell right from ages...

I love this time of the year, school is shut down for a fortnight while the Fife Heidie and her Chief Enforcer have to take a wee break from belting our hands and caning and leathering our bare...

Now Romasz

Why are you giving those two Fife torture experts, Barbie and Ellie ideas. I have just finished reading her happy post about leathering some unfortunates feet. Barbie will now be out...

Hi Romasz

I do like to hear when the Chief Enforcer gets her bum lit up with Barbie's hair brush which fortunately or unfortunately, depending on your point of view got broken on my last visit...

Ho Romasz

Nice to hear from you and I hope you had a very pleasant Christmas. Barbie has gone all quiet, it's like she is in the huff with us for no good reason. But knowing Barbie that's not the...

It is now safe to venture into Fife without fear:cool:. Barbie is on holiday and has hung up her belts and canes for a couple of weeks. Her Chief Enforcer Ellie is still working away on foreign...