• James Bondage

    (Originally written a few years back and posted on my IC blog and at FetLife)
    A few years back, I was feeling bloody awful. My wench was away on business travels, and I was stuffed up with the worst bloody cold/flu I'd had in years. I just needed some entertainment, so I was browsing You Tube for various nonsense, and found a clip entitled "James Bondage" (now unfortunately deleted), which made me think that there must be a niche for some spoof spy porn with a kinky side?
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    So here are a few suggestions for titles in the series:

    Doctor? NO!
    To Brush her With Nettles
    Brownfinger
    Toungetoballs
    You Only Live Twined
    On Her Master's Submissive Service
    Handcuffs Are For Eva
    Dog Leads Are to Tether
    Lie and Let Tie
    The Man With The Bolder Nun
    The Spy Who Chained Me
    Moundreamer
    For Your Arse Only
    Shavenpussy
    Bind Her in Leather Again
    A View To A Cage
    The Tying Delights
    Licence to Fill
    Goldenshower
    To Swallow Many Times
    Ten Whacks are Not Enough
    Tie Another Day
    Arsin' Her Royally
    Quimful of Mustard
    Subdrop
    Shibaria
    No Crime to Tie

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    Starring:

    Shaven Canary, Roger M. More, Tim Talltop, Pierce Hernipple and Downkneelbitch Crag

    As James Bondage 069, licenced to thrill,
    with
    Dolly Part'em as Miss Massivetitties
    and
    Jolly Wench as O
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    With the Bondage Girls:

    Ursula Undress as Honeyclit Slyder
    Ona Clampsmen as Pussy Gluewhore
    Linda Lovesfacials as Blowjob
    Shirley Eatmen as Jill Masters O
    Diana Frigg as Cuntessa Teresa
    Jill St Slut as Soft Fanny Ass
    Jayne Sucksmore as Solow Tryher
    Britt Eklust as Many Goodnights
    Mauled Adams as Shavenpussy
    Tanya Robustly as Seldom Switches
    Gracie Jaws as Any Day
    Jolly T Warmass as Rossukka Myloda
    Bella Salope as Nightly Pushova
    Serenely Scoffs-Thomas as Jolly Warmflesh
    Haulya Pecker as SInkx Johnson
    Ever Groaning as Claspya Sind
    Olgagger Keenlilyxcox as Cowgirl Mounter
    Jammy Tartofftown as Pinkberry Nipples

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    I hope you didn't expect anything profound & intellectual; I told you I was feeling sick.

    P.