James Bondage

(Originally written a few years back and posted on my IC blog and at FetLife)
A few years back, I was feeling bloody awful. My wench was away on business travels, and I was stuffed up with the worst bloody cold/flu I'd had in years. I just needed some entertainment, so I was browsing You Tube for various nonsense, and found a clip entitled "James Bondage" (now unfortunately deleted), which made me think that there must be a niche for some spoof spy porn with a kinky side?
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So here are a few suggestions for titles in the series:

Doctor? NO!
To Brush her With Nettles
Brownfinger
Toungetoballs
You Only Live Twined
On Her Master's Submissive Service
Handcuffs Are For Eva
Dog Leads Are to Tether
Lie and Let Tie
The Man With The Bolder Nun
The Spy Who Chained Me
Moundreamer
For Your Arse Only
Shavenpussy
Bind Her in Leather Again
A View To A Cage
The Tying Delights
Licence to Fill
Goldenshower
To Swallow Many Times
Ten Whacks are Not Enough
Tie Another Day
Arsin' Her Royally
Quimful of Mustard
Subdrop
Shibaria
No Crime to Tie

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Starring:

Shaven Canary, Roger M. More, Tim Talltop, Pierce Hernipple and Downkneelbitch Crag

As James Bondage 069, licenced to thrill,
with
Dolly Part'em as Miss Massivetitties
and
Jolly Wench as O
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With the Bondage Girls:

Ursula Undress as Honeyclit Slyder
Ona Clampsmen as Pussy Gluewhore
Linda Lovesfacials as Blowjob
Shirley Eatmen as Jill Masters O
Diana Frigg as Cuntessa Teresa
Jill St Slut as Soft Fanny Ass
Jayne Sucksmore as Solow Tryher
Britt Eklust as Many Goodnights
Mauled Adams as Shavenpussy
Tanya Robustly as Seldom Switches
Gracie Jaws as Any Day
Jolly T Warmass as Rossukka Myloda
Bella Salope as Nightly Pushova
Serenely Scoffs-Thomas as Jolly Warmflesh
Haulya Pecker as SInkx Johnson
Ever Groaning as Claspya Sind
Olgagger Keenlilyxcox as Cowgirl Mounter
Jammy Tartofftown as Pinkberry Nipples

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I hope you didn't expect anything profound & intellectual; I told you I was feeling sick.

P.