Judicial caning early next week?

Can accommodate or come to you...can you correct my gambling habits,Ive been losing far too much money recently,the only solution is a severe punishment to correct my ways?
We can agree the strokes in advance,either with whip or cane.Im restrained as I meet you,then you prepare the punishment area,then Im led over,strapped tightly into position and the punishment commences,without mercy,until it is completed.
If you think you can do this sort of scenario "justice",then give me a shout,and we can arrange a time,place,and severity of punishment.Genuine ad,looking to do this either mon 2nd or tues 3rd next week.