US High School Type Paddling Required

I am a mature British man looking to experience a traditional US High School type paddling. I can supply the paddle, a US hickory wood model with holes with bevilled edges. I want this over thin jeans with no further protection and/or on bare, from an authoritative man who will tell me to assume the position and hold me in place if necessary. You decide how many swats! I can accommodate in Richmond/Hounslow area of London or travel within reason in S E England. email me youreforit@hotmail.com

I would love to come and give you the punishment you require. I am sending you an email with more details about me