I expect we've all seen quirky headlines like "Six Of The Best [wooden mustard spoons or whatever]" - usually in weekend magazines advertising un-needed household goods at un-wanted prices!
Today in Dorset Echo:
"Rare cane makes mark at sale".
My goodness - too many tints of monotone in the fleshpots of suburban Bournemouth? Whacky shenanigans in the barns of rural Ryme Intrinsica?
No: it was an antique walking-cane.
