Fife's new Head Girl .....

Yes the school hols are over and I was back in class yesterday. Barbie was back in happy mode belting anything or anyone that moved when they shouldn't do. The flower arranging class was very interesting. I was playing with this innocent bunch of twigs when all of a sudden she and the head girl found a better use for them, I am still sitting a bit tentatively on my seat. I can however put the rest of Barbie's pupils at their ease, The bunch of twigs were badly damaged due to the velocity and force at which they were landing on my backside.

Watch out for the head girl at all times, she has a nasty habit of kicking your ankles and nipping your leg when you're not looking. This causes a commotion which Barbie pounces on with enthusiasm giving her an excuse to try out some implement of torture.

Yes happy days, schools back

BB73

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Originally Posted by Barbedwire

Well that's the school term resumed and all you lucky pupils can enjoy some new classes this term .The Head Girl has been brushing up on a few things and doing some flower arranging lately which some of you may endup learning ,although it won't be easy .

As some already know ,none of the lessons are too easy !

Miss Fife x

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Well, well, well. A fair amount of discussion would appear to have gone on concerning the new Head Girl in Miss Fife's School of Pain ... and me not even here to agree or disagree with what is being said. Shocking! Suffice it to say that I have been well trained by She Who Wields the Cane and and I have learned my lessons well (haven't I BB?)

Shy, I am; sweet, I am; whack hard, I can.

I look forward to seeing you all in class.

Head Girl Ellie

Heaven preserve us, the Chief Enforcer has spoken, the trainee on her broomstick has landed. Abandon Hope all ye who enter Fife. Now Els you have to understand that this is a freedom of speech forum. Romasz, Redhand, myself and others use this forum to discuss certain issues without let or hindrance. Barbie will weigh in now and again to correct us and remind us that she will be enforcing her point of view at some later date.

Barbie has taught you well in the use of the strap and cane, in some ways too well. Your enthusiasm in destroying Barbies bunch of twigs on a certain rear end that was well known to me was spectacular to say the least. You have developed Barbies glint in the eye as she in about to belt your hands extremely well. All I can say is welcome to the forum.

BB73

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Originally Posted by Elliej

Well, well, well. A fair amount of discussion would appear to have gone on concerning the new Head Girl in Miss Fife's School of Pain ... and me not even here to agree or disagree with what is being said. Shocking! Suffice it to say that I have been well trained by She Who Wields the Cane and and I have learned my lessons well (haven't I BB?)

Shy, I am; sweet, I am; whack hard, I can.

I look forward to seeing you all in class.

Head Girl Ellie

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Thanks for the welcome BB. I'm just sitting here polishing my XH and wondering when I will get to use it next. Seems to me there are a few wicked schoolboys around here who could do with the XH applied to the seat of learning!!

Now Els, no problem with the welcome. delghted you are aboard. What I was trying to point out is that the forum is a totally democratic place where members can put their point of view across without let or hindrance. Barbie does have a nasty wee habit of remembering things said on the forum and reminding you of them when you are bent over a desk. I know you will have a more understanding point of view to the boys when they are chatting among themselves.

By the way I hope you managed to avoid getting a speeding ticket when you were jetting in to Barbie's lair on your broomstick to give my backside grief with that bloody great paddle of yours. I am sure you would get a couple o quid for that paddle from the Olympic canoeists.

I am sure you will get to use your XH in the near future. It's no much fun having a toy to play with and you canny play with it.

BB73

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Originally Posted by Elliej

Thanks for the welcome BB. I'm just sitting here polishing my XH and wondering when I will get to use it next. Seems to me there are a few wicked schoolboys around here who could do with the XH applied to the seat of learning!!

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Originally Posted by Elliej

Thanks for the welcome BB. I'm just sitting here polishing my XH and wondering when I will get to use it next. Seems to me there are a few wicked schoolboys around here who could do with the XH applied to the seat of learning!!

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Ellie
there are certain schoolboys who even bring there own custom made leather implements to be applied to their seat of learning
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