What's the worst thing you've ever done? Were you punished for it? Would you like to be? I was haunted by childhood misdemenours for years until I was belatedly punished for them fairly recently. Within the past year (and at end of the previous one) I've been spanked and caned for:


  • Stealing colour changing felt tips from out of another student's desk
  • Cheating in a music exam when I was eleven
  • Forging my mum's signature in my homework diary (I did this and got away with it the whole time I was at Secondary school!)
  • I was caught about to throw a chair at another student when I was in either the Fourth of Fifth year at Secondary School. He was a chronic wind up merchant and had teased and called me nasty names throughout my school life. After about four years of it, I finally snapped. He got put on report card. I didn't. The teachers all knew what he was like.

I have a "double jeopardy" rule, where I can't be punished for the same offence twice. There are other things I've done that have yet to be addressed.


  • Using fake ID to get into pubs and clubs when I was sixteen
  • Getting hopelessly drunk on cider and black when I was fourteen, along with my younger, diabetic brother (who was eight at the time!) We had to push our bicycles home - no way could we have ridden them!
  • Getting hopelessly drunk (again!) at the age of sixteen with a load of mates from work. I left my leather jacket in the back of a taxi and my mum went ape! I also threw up all over my bed 'cos I was too drunk to get out of bed and puke up in the loo. I awoke with the worse hangover ever and with piles of congealed, smelly vomit everywhere...
  • There's bound to be other things...can't think of any at the moment...

Oh 'eck - they're all alcohol related! I've Just realised! These childhood/teenage sins would be addressed in the classic Headmaster/naughty schoolgirl scenareo. It just works so well!

Any comments?

Cherry x