One of the most frequent 'complaints' I see on this forum is that there are not enough ladies. Well, as the poor bloke who approves or denies the admission of new members, I have to inform the crowd of expectant buttock abusers that there are more than you think.

They, however, are more intelligent than you give them credit for; they watch, they wait, they recognise the signs of a fellow they can trust by the length and depth of their insertions... (calm down!) and the whit, dexterity, likely reliability they display - who can blame them? They then make contact - I've had my own extraordinary encounter just this week and she tells me they even talk to each other and, about us; by name.

I'm a giver, a receiver, an inflicter and a receptor; I can be all things to all men and women but I can't fake it - it's those that join in that get the dames and, I suspect the Dams.



So communicate for all you're worth and the results will surely follow (unless you're in Glasgow - sorry Westy).

Best of luck
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