I started thinking about putting an advert in the Professional Services, section 'Spanking Required 2 bob per swat. but I'd probably get told off without the benefit of an actual spanking by a Moderater. The advert would have gone on to say 'I pay you'. This is my experience!

I think if I were to sucumb to covid 19, I'd rather get it from someone I only vaugley know who had also administered a bloody good spanking to me. I know for sure that I didn't get it from the last person that spanked me, it was too long ago. I'm unlikely to die from Covid, though statistics are a very plastic media, however if I were to in such circumstances as I illustrate, then it wouldn't be too bad.

Please treat this post with as much lattitude as you need!