Self Spanking

**jennyTv** · 20-06-2010, 09:21 PM

Originally Posted by covspank

I think that you've just answered your own question! *snarls*
TDH

We should be honoured the Head considers us smart .

**anarchistic_masochist** · 20-06-2010, 09:43 PM

Originally Posted by jennyTv

We should be honoured the Head considers us smart .

We?! *Cherry nervously casts her eye in the Demon Headmaster's direction, who is becoming more apoplectic by the second* Leave me out of this!!!

Cherry x

**jennyTv** · 20-06-2010, 09:59 PM

Originally Posted by anarchistic_masochist

We?! *Cherry nervously casts her eye in the Demon Headmaster's direction, who is becoming more apoplectic by the second* Leave me out of this!!!

Cherry x

Wimp. He's miles away in Coventry.

**anarchistic_masochist** · 20-06-2010, 10:08 PM

Originally Posted by jennyTv

Wimp. He's miles away in Coventry.

As Sir rightly pointed out, I also live in Cov. And I'm no wimp!

Cherry x

**jennyTv** · 20-06-2010, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by covspank

It may have escaped your notice, but Anarchistic Masochist also lives in Coventry! Hastings on the other hand- it has been many years since I've visited that part of the world. Perhaps it's time to renew my acquaintance!
TDH

I'm sure you would be made most welcome and the excellent fish and chips would improve your mood no end.

**jennyTv** · 20-06-2010, 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by covspank

There is nothing wrong with my mood that tanning your impudent backside wouldn't improve! I'll pass on the fish and chips, thank you; I wouldn't want you telling me that I need to go on a diet!
TDH

I assure you my backside is never impudent.. It's my typing finger makes all the trouble.

**anarchistic_masochist** · 20-06-2010, 10:44 PM

Originally Posted by jennyTv

I assure you my backside is never impudent.. It's my typing finger makes all the trouble.

Jen...seriously, you don't wanna be bratting The Demon Headmaster...seriously babe, you don't!

And you only type with one finger? Do you work in the JobCentre? All their staff do the two-finger stab when they're entering data - no wonder people's claims keep getting cocked up! (I'm in full time work now, mind!)

Cherry x

**jennyTv** · 20-06-2010, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by covspank

I refer you to the above- a reply that I gave earlier this evening- it would appear that nothing has changed!
TDH

Sorry Sir, you're right ,no one likes a smart alec. Shall endeavour to change my ways forthwith.

**anarchistic_masochist** · 20-06-2010, 11:08 PM

Originally Posted by jennyTv

Sorry Sir, you're right ,no one likes a smart alec. Shall endeavour to change my ways forthwith.

You've changed your tune! And you have the gall to call me a wimp!

Cherry x x

**RichardA** · 22-06-2010, 09:54 AM

As I live in a flat that is not very soundproof I can’t give myself a good spanking, but I do house/doggy sitting and last weekend I went away so I gave myself a good hard spanking.
It all started late on Friday afternoon and gave myself 50 strokes every hour with a folded electric cable, the main aim was to receive 1000 strokes by Monday midday.
By Saturday afternoon my bottom was very sore and showing a few bruises, so just to give me a bit more punishment I went for a 18 mile ride on my bike wearing just thin cotton shorts and sitting on a very hard saddle followed by another 50 stinging strokes as soon as I got home, the best part of it I’m getting paid as well

Today (Tuesday) there is only a few marks left as I recover very quickly, but a 30 miles ride in the thin cotton shorts will make my bum sore again.